I’m pretty sure that for the fifth season of AHS, they are just going to release a poster with Jessica Lange on it that says “Surprise bitch! I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.”

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Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.

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My daily life at school

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100% true horoscope facts


aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

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